Did you hear the one about the appendix? It's a real side-splitter!

Oh god.. it's you again..

What do you want from me this time?! I'm busy leave me alone. Seriously quit it.. Go play with the cool kids.

... KAYFINE! I guess I can spare a little time for you guys. How you been? Good? Yeah that's awesome, I don't care, let's talk about me :D

I think I'd firstly like to take time to appreciate these Super Hot Spider-Man Chicks ... Just ... Wow. I checked these out this morning, and so far my day has been pretty great. So I'll give you a few minutes to 'appreciate' them, and we'll move on shall we?!

...Done yet?

Yeah? OKAY GOOD :D So anyway, the other night I received a text from a long time friend. He's the kind of friend that there is absolutely zero emotional talk, and any talk on emotional level is instantly gratified with a sharp punch to the crotch and a 'Man Up' sticker. It's an awesome relationship, and has it's perks. When you're feeling a bit under the weather, there's nothing like a good Jade Goody joke to turn that frown upside down.....

....And then a punch to the crotch.

.. Haha no but seriously, I just heard she's signed a contract to appear in 'Most Haunted', such a money grabbing bitch.

So anyway, he somehow found out about my Grandfathers funeral and decided to question me about it. I told him I hadn't mentioned it to him as that's the very kind of subjects we avoided for good reason. He agreed. And then we laughed. We then went on laugh at the current state of Tunisia. (If you're unaware of the current political and economic state of Tunisia, I suggest you read a book; you useless turd.). Yeah I don't particularly have a punchline for this segment, but your mother's a whore.

Oh boy, I'm detecting a serious lack of images in this Bog so far. That's never good in a Bog. Maybe I'll get round to adding some later, but right now we have more pressing matters to attend too. I started listening to 'The Stranglers' again lately, and for those of you who are unfamiliar with them, check them out Asap. They Rock. Aside from that, I feel my music taste has taken a cheeky turn into a classical direction. I've been listening to piano pieces over and over lately. It's relaxing. Haha WHATAHOMORIGHT?!?!?!?!.


Well no.. Fuck you. It's nice. 


'My friends and I celebrate the Olympics with our own Beerlympics. It's just like the real Olympics, but all the events are based on drinking. This summer I won the gold medal in losing my job and abusing my wife. In 2012 I hope to add killing a pedestrian to that list.' 


...Anywa- Dear god, look at the time. I thinks it's about I made like an unsatisfied customer, and split!

And before I forget, *ahem*
..I Lyk Totally Just Realised Dat I Can Upgrade My Fone, Sooooo i thawt it wud be super awesum and kewl if i got that new apple phone. 'The Cup And String'.. ohmigawd that would be soooo sweet, im gunna tweet all my friends about the news xD xD xD :D -.- :S :D

Imagine if I really spoke like that?! ... Oh boy.