Suitable for all ages... except the Renaissance.

So today I spent a little time thinking about what I'm going to do about my future. I thought about a few options I have, and how they would benefit me in the long run. Some opportunities stood out more then others. But on the other hand, I also had to take into consideration other options. Blowing all of my money on a final 'hoorah' cocaine binge and dying in a pool of my own excrement, vomit and blood seems like the more favourable choice at the moment. I'm still undecided, so I'll get back to you on that.

Catch the cheeky little history pun I managed to sneak into the title eh? I think that shows absolute dedication to this blog really, incorporating stuff that matters to me on the internet. Oh what am I like?!
I mean, it's not that I couldn't give a fuck about it. It's just that you're wasting your time if you think you'll ever dig something out of it other then ridiculous (awesome) humour. They'll be signs of me genuinely acting like a normal human being and discussing things that matter to me. But the truth is, not a lot really matters to me, except from being able to just laugh. So I guess this leads me onto the next segment, which I like to call...

'Have a funny picture, and maybe a song or video.. You piece of shit mother fucker'
(The title might change depending on how I feel. I haven't decided yet.. Again.)


Moving on- So today I have for you a picture for you that express how I'm feeling emotionally (lol)


No but seriously, there's one image which I caught sight of today, and it took me a second to realise it, but then it struck me. and I thought to myself .. 'Not gonna lie Brad, you are the most sexiest son of a bitch alive' .. I then mentally fist bumped myself and .. wait... I lost my train of thou- There it is. So click Here and scroll down a little. You'll come to a picture of the globe. Just check to see what's wrong with it.


See it yet? ('merr brad stop spacing everything') 
(fuck you previous bracket, fuck you)


No?


Okay so check out the red circle I've allocated on the right.
Can somebody please tell me what the fuck that is meant to be?


Oh well. I wont dwell on it.. (I bet the fucking French did it) so lets move swiftly onto something else. 


I had a friend once, his name was David. We were best friends up until Year 4. He moved away. He later died of Pneumonia. Serves him right. 
No I'm joking. I didn't have a lot of friends growing up (lie), infact I was a bit of a loner (lie, I was awesome). I used to get bullied (bully kids) all the time. Sorta why I have (awesome) issues now I guess. Cruel world.


So yeah, audience, I love you to bits. BUT I'm getting tired, and truth be told, you're boring me a little. It's nothing personal, I just.. Yeah.. I mean.. We can still be friends right? 
Yeah whatever then fuck you too.


I don't know, I mean I guess I should probably take more care of my weight and appearance if I'm going to overcome all the self esteem issues I don't have. So that's why I've decided to undergo a new Seafood diet.....
When i see food, i eat it!...




........ But only if it's seafood.




...Idiot.


And so my dear reader, t'is time to bid thee farewell. But before I go, here's a little gem I picked out earlier. It's mostly due to the immense anticipation I'm feeling for next month. It's well gay (like your father), I realise that, but it makes me happy. So it should make you happy too.


And if it doesn't, I'll fuck you with a knife. 


Check out this Tune .. I have a corpse to move..