Goodmorning Class

So I just got back from the doctors. Apparently I have 'weaponised semen' .. or 'Syphilis' as they like to call it. Pshht, Doctors.

On a completely unrelated note, today was pretty good to me. Absolutely fuck all interesting happened, so there is really no point in you reading this. Oh, unless you count the fact that i ran into my ex girlfriend earlier. It didn't go to well lol, now i need to get my car fixed.


I'm serious...
Ugh fine, I guess we can talk about the fact that I cant get enough of the fucking 'Enter' button; there seems to be massive gaps in my writing, you noticed it too? Yeah I'm sorry, habit. Incase you're all like 'durr brads wer dat funny gon from theother day rofl', Then yeah, it's totally gone. I mean dry. Fresher then a bel air prince. I hope to god you have low expectations for this like me.

So yeah, found this little gem of a comic the other day and thought I'd share it with you. Speaking of which, forgot left my mic on whilst playing Xbox earlier and began to recite the entirety of 'No diggity' by Blackstreet. I had a brief moment of embarrassment, but then realised it's a fucking awesome tune and began to sing louder. LOL nobutseriouslythough, i left the game and weeped a little out of sheer humiliation.

Been keeping up with world news? I bet you haven't, you ignorant fuckers.

So the Ivory Coast is being utterly raped by their leader Mr Gbagbo (fucking awesome name I know, I'm legitimately changing my mothers name to that) so the UN is going Assassins Creed on his ass. And by that I mean assassination. Coincidently, the word 'Assassin' has the word 'Ass' in it twice, and i can never take it seriously. So what we can learn from this, is that you should never trust a Jew. That snippet of information was a total waste of time wasn't it? Straight over your head.

I hate you.

Seriously though, absolutely nothing interesting has happened to me of late. I mean, i got dragged into another dimensional vortex last Friday, ending up fighting my way through hordes of evil zombies before slaying the heinous demon dragon of the netherworld. But yaknow, no biggie.. whatevz man.

And on that note, I'm as bored as Elizabeth Fritzl. So today, I leave you today in the capable hands (or should i say paws LMFAO) of Mishka.

God damn, I would hit that bitch.